The domestic Spanking Machine - your new Adult toy!
Link to Spanker Machine instruction-Manual
Can the External Control Box - Random-Timer be purchased separately?
Yes of course.
It works with any version of the Spanker Machine.
For older versions, the best is to lock in place the built-in analog timer with, for example, duct tape or similar, so that it does not advance and the machine works in continuous mode.
Put the switch of the machine ON.
Once this is done you can control the machine with the external control box:
Timer - 0 to 5 minutes
What domestic implements are recommended?
It´s very easy to attach rulers, spoons, paddles, small leather wood or plastic canes.
For using belts we should cut a piece 40-50 cm long, and make a wooden or plastic rigid guide along the belt. This rigid guide is what will be inserted into the coupler.
It´s possible to use commercial paddles-canes?
Yes of course, but you have to remember that the weight should not exceed 120 grams - 4,4.24 oz - 0.27 lb. If a heavier weight is used the machine could lose efficiency.
If the implement is too wide or thick for the coupler, you could use duct tape to secure it
How strongly will the machine spank?
The first idea was to produce a very small, simple but powerful machine at a low price, and that´s the difference from the others machines on the market (which sure are amazing machines).
The new model released is 30% more powerful, and sure can give you a great spanking.
Despite being small, being the size of a can of tennis balls or dust spray cleaner, you will be surprised at the strength of Spanker Machine at full power.
Anyway, you should understand it obviously cannot move too heavy materials. The recommended maximum weight is about 120 grams - 4.24 oz - 0.27 lb.
The strength of the spanking stroke will depend on the kind of material used. You should start by putting the selector position at minimum intensity and work up...
Remember, the wood tends to sting and when set to positions close to MAX it will leave marks if you give it enough time....
For those who have the machine with a built-in timer and without the external control box with Timer and Random.
The recommended way to use the machine is to plug the supplied transformer into an electrical strip with a power button.
This way, leaving the ON/OFF button of the machine ON, once we have selected minutes of operation, we will only have to press the power strip switch ON to turn the machine on or off. We keep the power strip button always at hand and use it as a remote control.
You could also control the machine via internet for on line games with a WeMo switch.
You can pay using Paypal or Credit Card (processed by Paypal).
Paypal is one of the most secure ways of payment on the net.
Also you get sure you are buying on a safe site, and that your purchase order will be delivered to you as soon as possible.
Will my order ship in discreet packaging?
Sure, the machine is shipped as a mixer – Blender. The gift box gives no further reference.
There is no reference to a Spanking Machine in payment-Box-Unit
Even if someone sees the Machine they will never know what it is for...
If you don´t want to let on, nobody will know that you bought the "Spanker Machine".
Do you ship to my country?, the web says there is no shipping rate for my zone?
Please send a message through the contact page, and we´ll try to answer you as soon as possible.
Do you ship to a PO box?
Normally only standard post office ships to a PO box. (UPS-TNT-DHL do not ship to a PO box)
We work with FEDEX & UPS Transport companies.
If you have any question about ir, please send a message through the contact page, and we´ll try to answer you as soon as posible.
The implement does not fit into the coupler.
The machine has a coupler for inserting and attaching an instrument to use. It may happen that we want to use something that does not fit because it is too wide or thick.
The solution is quite easy, in these cases we can fix the implement to the coupler with some duck tape.
The Power selector sometimes gets blocked
If stopping the device, the coupler-beater is not in start position proceed to restart it by pressing the power selector control knob downwards and turning it toward the minimum position.
The Clamp system slips- at Max power.
It is recommended to use an Anti Slip Mat, Carpet Rug Underlayment, for some surfaces when the clamp system slips.
How do I get different angle variations with the extensor arm?
It´s easy to vary the angle of impact by using the extender arm octagonal holes.
Spanker Machine has a one year warranty.
What precautions should I take when using the machine?
We should take the same precautions as with any appliance, blender, juicer, mixer, etc,
Spanker machine is much less dangerous as it has no sharp blades.
Obviously, you should keep your fingers and other body parts away from the beater.
Like all electrical appliances, improper use or lack of caution can always cause problems.
Once the machine is fixed with the fastening system to a surface, we are ready to test it.
We should start by setting the control power near the minimum position and in this way, experiment until we get experience with the machine operation.
Some customers' commentaries and reviews:
I received my Spanker Machine yesterday, and tried it out today. I am truly impressed Sir. FAST DELIVERY!!! Excellent!! The machine is effective to be sure.Thank you very much. I was skeptical about ordering your product, but you, and your product are for real , and excellent. Thank you again.
That's brilliant, - thank you We really could not have asked for better service
It is indeed amazing and much harder than expected.
Review 26 Nov - 2020
This morning I received my machine, very discreet packaging and very prompt delivery.
Having just used the machine for short periods and low intensity settings,
I'm very impressed (pun intended).
For anyone considering buying this machine. I would highly recommend you do.
Take your time and set up the machine properly (easy task) and away you go.
You won't look back (use a mirror).
I should say that this device has left its mark on me and I hope many to come in the future.
Probably the best purchase I've made in a long time.
Many thanks again
Review 24 Nov - 2020
I have ADHD, and I love all kinds of BDSM. Especially I crave spanking. It arouses me a lot. It also manages my ADHD. Quite well actually. I have a serious problem ‘feeling’ my boundaries. Spankings keep me focused. My mentor in university was a spanker, and he helped me (consensually, and I was of legal age) to discipline my homework. This machine reminds me of him. During the pandemic I´m not keen on going out but to be honest I was skeptical. I thought well ok. This company can make a machine that swats my bum. Nice. But I need to be spanked HARD. I need it to be for real. No fooling around. Something that makes me close to sobbing. The thing is I never cry during spankings. I never...did. But this. This...beast... <3 made a short work of my not crying. It is that good. And I'm currently just on level 9 of 10... I am in awe. THANK YOU for literally saving my backside and my mental health during this pandemic. This is a must have for all spanking lovers. It is consistent, it is easy and it can be a gentle ‘motivator’ and also hand you quite a talking to, should you need it. Tip: I flip a dice (6 sides regular). 1-5 is 1-5 minutes of whatever setting I'm at. 6 is two times 5 minutes. It’s fun, and it’s darn effective. ENJOY.
I have been interested in the idea of being spanked and caned ever since I was old enough to remember but, having never met anyone with the same mutual interest or been brave enough seek such people out, I have always believed that my being given a proper caning would always remain nothing but a fantasy; until now.
Like, I am sure, many considering the purchase of this excellent little machine I had two main concerns. Firstly, is this a safe company to buy from and will my machine arrive and secondly, is the machine actually worth having?
The answer to both questions is a resounding yes!
The service is both excellent and safe with the payment being made through PayPal. I ordered the machine on a Friday, and it arrived on the following Tuesday, with the company keeping me regularly informed by email as to what was going on. The machine itself was securely packaged and delivered by DHL. (I live in the south-east of England to give you an idea of distance).
As for the machine itself, I think the best thing would be to describe my first couple of experiences. Obviously I was keen to give it a go as soon as possible, so shortly after arrival I unpacked it and put it all together. It takes a few minutes the first time but after that it's really rather quick and straightforward. I set it up so that the attached rattan cane (see picture) swung straight and had a little go. Without going into too much detail lets just say that the results were promising. A few days later I resolved to have a proper attempt, for which I shall give a more detailed account. My intention was to take a full two minute caning at the maximum strength. I attached the unit to a soft top stool which I placed next to my bed. This time I secured the unit so that the cane swung down at an angle and then placed a few pillows on the edge of the bed so that there was a gap of about six inches between the pillows and the cane. I then turned the timer to just under three minutes (the timer works separately from the power source) in order to give myself time to get into position. I then gently pulled back the cane and placed myself over the pillows so that the cane pressed gently across the centre of my bare bum. I then waited, with a little trepidation, for the timer to reach the two minute mark. Once it did I pressed the on switch, there was a click as the cane swung back and then a thwack as it landed across the centre of my bum. Believe me when I say that the machine delivers quite a sting. I haven't measured it exactly but would estimate that the machine delivers around thirty strokes a minute. After half a dozen strokes the centre of my bum was really quite sore so I slid up the pillows slightly so that the machine struck lower down and then slid down so that the top part of my bum became the target. By the time the first minute was up my whole bottom was on fire and I wasn't sure I'd manage the second minute. By halfway through the second minute the pain was becoming quite unbearable, but I wanted to hold on as long as possible. By the time the last few strokes were administered I was jiggling all over the place trying to minimise the pain, but then the machine stopped and my ordeal was over!
I say ordeal but in reality it was an amazing experience! I ran my fingers over my poor beaten cheeks and they really felt quite puffy and ridged. I was amazed when I looked in the mirror to see how severe the marks looked and decided to take a picture. These are genuinely the marks after just two minutes. Next time if I feel brave enough I might attempt three!
So then to recap. If, like me, you've always wanted to experience a pretty decent (and quite painful) caning then give this wonderful little machine a go. You won't be disappointed.
-“I'm happy to inform you that I successfully got all the parts and tested the machine. Actually, I'm pretty impressed by it. I'm fascinated by spanking machines for very long time and this is the first practical one I saw”
-“Very happy with the Spanking Machine. Even on level 5-6 using an old time wood ruler delivered very well. A great little spanking machine. At max of 10, very pleased with the impact results.. Could only go a minute.. after using the lower levels for a gradual increase therapy session. Other implements work great as well, One very satisfied customer.. If this one ever wears out I know here I can come to buy another. So do not stop selling them... :) Awesome affordable product and great customer service.. What more can a person ask for.. Feel free to share this review”
-“just to let you know that machine arrived safely and i have been spanked by it a number of times. i am impressed with the machine .it does just what you said it would do and i feel it is well worth the modest cost. i am quite happy for you to use this as a recommendation and to tell other prospective customers. many thanks and please keep me informed about any other similar goods you may have on offer”
-“Hello , thank you very much , anything is great . The machine arrived very quickly ... and yes !! ... it works very strongly with the correct tool / util in the maximum position . After 5 minutes there are really some marks - wonderful !! Yes I will advertise for it in many forums and blogs ... I think there are many more people interested in this and so I will tell about it - very great .... special the very good Price”
-"I just received the package, the spanking machine is a good tool, will recommend to friends. Thank you for follow-up of this shipment".
"-The current video doesn't really give a clear demonstration of how effective of a caning that the machine can actually administer. I believe that a five minute caning on the most severe setting on my ample bottom and upper thighs would result in clearly red, inflamed welts that would be much more appealing to potential customers. I also suspect that my vocal pleading and crying would further demonstrate it's effectiveness. Thanks very much for your attention"
-"We like your machine very much, and we are keen to use it again as soon as possible.
We have even found a way to use it via Internet, with a remote control WeMo switch. This provides very great fun and more than a few laughs!"
-"To be honest at first I was skeptical of your claim of a small unit delivering a hard swat. After I set the machine up (which was very easy by the way), I ignored the recommend setting and set it to the highest level. Within a minute of use my eyes were wide open and I had black and blue welts. Your machine is everything you said and more. To my fellow enthusiast, I highly recommend this product. Its OK to use this Testimony for your customers."
-"I tried it out as soon as it arrived. I used a tree branch stick as a switch implement and set it to 5. It worked great! I decided to turn it up to 10 to try it at the hardest setting and instantly regretted it. It was so painful that I had to turn it off after just 4 smacks. By far the most painful spanking that I've ever received. Still feeling sore as I write this review a few hours later. I highly recommend this product to anyone into the BDSM scene!
Feel free to use this review on your website! Thank you!"